THE POLITICIAN-TO-TRUTH DICTIONARY

Translating campaign trail double-speak into unvarnished reality.

Current Database Translations

The digital candidate logs all rhetoric. Below are the verified translations processed by the campaign manager.

"I'm looking into it."

Translation: "I heavily anticipate you will forget about this before my next corporate fundraising dinner."

"My opponent's radical agenda..."

Translation: "They want to regulate a company that is currently funding my PAC."

"We need common-sense solutions."

Translation: "I have no idea how to fix this technical problem, but that phrase scored incredibly well in a focus group."

Submit a Phrase to the Campaign Manager

Heard a politician layout some double-speak that urgently needs a reality check? Submit it below. All submissions are manually vetted by human hands before entering Gem's digital database.

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